That Annoying Blogger

cannibalchicken:

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everythingfox:

“Meet Sydney, a male umbrella cockatoo socializing with Vet Hospital Staff”
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foulserpent:

when i die i want my dead body dumped from a helicopter into disneyland on the busiest day of the year

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badgrampa:

me as a parent

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korben600:

quietpetitegirl:
I hope I find someone that loves me the same way Stephen Colbert loves his wife ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
The one and ONLY redeeming factor of 2020’is that Stephen has been stuck at home for the entire quarantine, so he’s been forced to do his bits at his house. Which looked real hard for him, since he doesn’t have an audience laughing at his jokes.
And the thing is, when he came back to his studio, he’s not allowed to have crowds there either because of New York’s restrictions.
But without fail, every other joke, you can hear this one, single woman laughing in the background.
That’s his wife.
Covid restrictions don’t apply to his spouse, and everyone else in the studio has a job, and has to work, so she’s become the only person in the room left laughing at his jokes.
She doesn’t laugh every time. You can tell she’s not doing it on cue, because there are some bits she clearly likes better than others. Some bits where she is laughing her ass off, and some where she just chuckles.
But my god, every time she laughs, Colbert’s face lights up like the sun.
Like, even if every other person on earth was dead and gone, if he was on his deathbed and breathing his last breath, he’d still make a jokes, just to make her laugh again.
So yeah. Get you someone who loves you like Stephen Colbert loves his wife.